Lyrics

I am an evil one
I’m a downright seedy son
One horny stinkin’ jewel
One loathsome filthy fool

Yes, I am an evil one
I’m the black spot on your sun
I never worry ‘bout a thing
I just coil up like a spring
I just coil up like a spring
I just coil up like a spring

Yes, I am an evil one
I’m a sing-a-long frozen lung
A weirdo creepy smile
One lowdown midnight mile

Tall trees and moonlight
And them rivers runnin’ outta sight
They dance around in my eyes
On my dirty little secret side
My dirty little secret side
My dirty little secret side

Yes, I am an evil one
I’m a foul-mouthed stick of gum
A crocodile in The Nile
A spider on the broken tile

So many crazy things
Circle me like Saturn’s rings
They make me hungry for the bigger prize
Cuz I’m dreamin’ when them owls cry
I’m dreamin’ when them owls cry
I’m dreamin’ when them owls cry

Yes, I am an evil one
I’m an outlaw naked bum
How far I had to fall
How far I had to crawl

So Jesus
Won’t you bring me a brand new heart?
Cuz mine’s burnin’ up in tar
Do you think that I’ve gone too far?
Cuz I’m the star of the graveyard
I’m the star of the graveyard
I’m the star of the graveyard
I'm the star of the graveyard

Yes, I am an evil one
I’m a downright seedy son
One horny stinkin’ jewel
One loathsome filthy fool
One loathsome filthy fool
One loathsome filthy fool
One loathsome filthy fool

Music and lyrics for "Yes, I Am An Evil One" written by Paul Wyld © 2025 Paul Wyld Music (ASCAP). All rights reserved.