Lyrics

Scrollin’ my life away sittin’ at the bar
Who’s the fucker with the cheap guitar?
Singin’ loads a’ crap I’m gonna beat his ass
I came down tonight just to kick it back
I don’t need to hear all this fuckin’ shit
So I’m gonna fish’ my beer, take my piss
Then I’m gonna leave this place
I swear I ain’t never comin’ back to drink up
In this here Twinkie motherfucker
Not ever the fuck again

Well I got some news for you
I’m a country dude
With my cheap guitar, cowboy boots
I took the train tonight from the apocalypse
The other side of Los Angeles
So I could sing to you in your black and blues
All my fucked up songs about a broken mule
Man, you know I just hope I die
Singin’ up in this here ratty shitkickin’
Happy livin’ motherfucker with other weird fuckers
Just like all a’ you
Yes I do

Cuz I’m a country dude L.A. County style
With my cheap guitar, weirdo smile
I sing my songs for you just to save my life
I play my blues so I don’t have to cry
And ya know I ain’t got no car to drive back home
And the subway now is just a zombie zone
And fuck that Metro bus
I swear I ain’t never ridin’ back
In that nasty cheese ’n’ cracker motherfucker
Not ever the fuck again

When I got off the bus I had to shit real bad
I walked real fast until I made it at last
To a 7-11 that was straight outta hell
They threw me the keys as I rang up the bell
And I was thankin’ God as I relieved myself
That the shitter was free though it sure did smell
Man, I had to bolt that place
I swear I ain’t never goin’ back to shit up
In that dirty piss stinkin' dingleberry motherfucker
Not ever the fuck again
And that’s the plan

So with my cheap guitar strung across my back
I say go fuck yourself you can lick my crack
I’m a country dude L.A. County style
Cowboy boots and a creepo smile
I sing my songs for you just to save my life
I play my blues so I don’t have to cry
And man, you know I just hope I die
Singin’ up in this here ratty shitkickin’
Happy livin’ motherfucker with other weird fuckers
Just like all a’ you
Oh yes I do

Weird fuckers rule

“Country Dude” from the album Paul Wyld I. Music & Lyrics Copyright 2025 Paul Wyld Music.
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